Monday, April 21, 2008

Welcome. Now Here's the Required Reading List.

Seriously, get to work. As the playwight of Atheist Viagra, it's important to me that my audience is at least as smart as I am. In order to understand one-tenth of Atheist Viagra you absolutely must be familiar with the following: medieval Europe, the history of jazz concerts, Homicide: Life on the Streets, Marcel Duchamp, Host theology, vintner methods, polling data from Pennsylvanian hamsters, early Sesame Street, the largest three moons of Jupiter (excluding Ganymede), the back side of water, Swiffers, and Uncle Bruce.

If you don't know at least that, you will never understand the dick jokes.

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